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'Red bull really helps me focus, you know what I mean?'

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Bubble gum leaves

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'You've had enough!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"I feel like I'm persecting."

"Shoulder work ahead"

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

Scotch and soda on a drip.

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"Two for Joy."

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

Chair massages.

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

Psychiatry. Your disorientation is number 2248 in my psychiatry manual. You mean my daze is numbered?

the bureaucrat's desk

"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"

Saguaro Cacti.

"I don't need a costume. I am halloween."

You need to transfer your fear of the falling stock market into a healthy activity. Try skydiving.

Bartenders making cocktails

"Whore of Babylon?"

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'