Sticky Finger Survivor T-Shirts

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"Great God Almighty! Somebody please wake me up and tell me I'm only dreaming that the chicken marsala costs a whopping twenty-eight ninety-five!"

Fingers

'Hon, did you see that ultra-adhesive compound I brought home from the lab?'

man in suit carries pile of books with sticky notes

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

ACME Adhesive Corp.

Must... Remember...

The sound of mucus.

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

Bee

Sticky notes as backup files

'I think we've just been conquered by a horde of middle managers.'

Me likey blank yellow sticky.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of bee keeping are the hardest.'

Interviews today 1-4pm

Desert Island Slob.

'What did I tell you about keeping bees?'

'Yes Ma'am, I do pick up unwanted hives.'

'In time you will learn that somehow my parents are responsible for this.'

'As you can see, your wife left a few messages reminding you to check your blood sugar.'

'I know... crazy right? What are the odds of getting stung in both hands. . .'