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"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Physician tending a mummy.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The Adventures of God

Ghost puddle

Route 666

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Hot pot

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Demonic Repossession.

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Marley's Ghost

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

Cat Seance

Amateur Palmist

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

French suppers.

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'