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"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Physician tending a mummy.

The Adventures of God

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Route 666

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Hot pot

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Demonic Repossession.

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Cat Seance

Marley's Ghost

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Amateur Palmist

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

French suppers.

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"I opted for the upgrades."

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."