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"B negative, and make it a double."

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'It's actually Kasper, with a 'K'... and no, I'm not very friendly at all.'

'Are you looking to pawn or sell your soul?'

"Oops. . . my bad, pressed the wrong floor."

"I love the taste - I just can't stand the sight of blood."

"Then a soothing voice said to me, 'go back, it isn't your time yet'."

"Let's really make their day - go and get the power boat out."

'It's not too bad... it's a dry heat...'

Sir Roderick was an earthbound spirit.

"Do you suppose they ever know the party is over?"

A boast of ghosts

The Adventures of God

'Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?'

'Now watch what happens when the woman is scorned... and LEARN.'

'I've seen a mound like this only once before. We're no dealing with just any gopher...'

"The fangs stay!"

"Here it comes!"

"Look―I said I was sorry!"

"We're not taking new souls at the moment. We're sending them back to work at the White House."

"It might be time to put you on a stronger anti-inflammatory."

Shepherd and eurydice

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'