Step Prediction Wizard Mugs

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Raincloud Umbrella

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Smiling businessman with rising profits

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'This investment fund idea looks promising, Harlow, but could you think up a catchier name than 'Ponzi Scheme'?'

'The nice thing about America is, no matter how the economy is doing, you can always blame the Chairman of the Federal Reserve.'

"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."

Body Building Mishap

Heart Health Levels

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

Making isobar map with elastic bands.