Step Prediction Wizard Prints

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Raincloud Umbrella

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'This investment fund idea looks promising, Harlow, but could you think up a catchier name than 'Ponzi Scheme'?'

'The nice thing about America is, no matter how the economy is doing, you can always blame the Chairman of the Federal Reserve.'

"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

Body Building Mishap

Heart Health Levels

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

Making isobar map with elastic bands.