Step-parenthood Pillows

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"We've found your birth mother."

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

'You can't tell me what to do! You're not my 'ruler'! Heck, you're not even my real dad!'

"When you say you want to speak to my parents, do you mean my mommy and her new husband, or my daddy and his new wife or my mommy and daddy?"

"Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calve's stepfather?"

'Hi! New daddy!'

'It must have belonged to Mom before she married Dad. He calls it his step-ladder.'

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

'Okay, my stepfather, but do I need to honour my dad's 3rd wife? They were only married 90 days.'

"Mom's new boyfriend wants to take me tropical beach fishing."

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

"My kid form my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

Kids and Step-Families

"Let me introduce you to my step-brother."

"And those, I believe, are my stepchildren."

"Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Kevin. I had a very nice time."

'A not from my parents?... Which set?'

'I'm glad Mom married you, Dad, you're a stepfather in the right direction.'

"And these two are from my first mortgage."

'I have more step-dads than you do!'

'My third daddy was my favorite; since him, they've all been pretty much uncles.'

'Mia has three kids from her first marriage, one from her second, and two from her third. I've got four from my first marriage, one from my second, two from my third and one from my fourth. For our marriage, Mia and I have decided to cool it.'