Step-parenthood T-Shirts

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

'You can't tell me what to do! You're not my 'ruler'! Heck, you're not even my real dad!'

Step Mom's Diner: Under New Management.

"We've found your birth mother."

"When you say you want to speak to my parents, do you mean my mommy and her new husband, or my daddy and his new wife or my mommy and daddy?"

"Sorry to break it to you like this, son, but you're not adopted."

"Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calve's stepfather?"

'Hi! New daddy!'

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

'It must have belonged to Mom before she married Dad. He calls it his step-ladder.'

"My kid form my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

'Okay, my stepfather, but do I need to honour my dad's 3rd wife? They were only married 90 days.'

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

"Mom's new boyfriend wants to take me tropical beach fishing."

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

Kids and Step-Families

"I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was young."

"Let me introduce you to my step-brother."

"Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Kevin. I had a very nice time."

'A not from my parents?... Which set?'

"And those, I believe, are my stepchildren."

'I'm glad Mom married you, Dad, you're a stepfather in the right direction.'

'I have more step-dads than you do!'

"And these two are from my first mortgage."

'My third daddy was my favorite; since him, they've all been pretty much uncles.'