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Master of Illusion

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

Boarding House Kitchen

Meaning of Life $5.00

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'The meaning of life? -- Do you have a need to know?'

"Where did I come from?"

A Witch's broom as a Limo.

Man puzzled by a question mark in a painting.

"Oh, dear! You're going to meet a tall, dark misogynist."

Man looking down a road with storm clouds above.

“Holy smokes, Larry! It’s Bigfoot and Jimmy Hoffa!”

What's new is Archaeology. The world's most pointless magazine.

'Yes, it is a one way mirror... but a cheap one.'

'Pauline - have you seen the brochures on the 'Lost Incas' - I can't find them anywhere.'

Type 'G' for guru

"Hey Zelda...What do I do when the screen goes blank?"

'You must not let your guard down,. In the very near future, I see you being ripped off by an old lady...OK handsome, that'll be two hundred bucks!'

Grim Reaper: 'It's all just stuff she thinks I want to hear.'

The worst ever scenario.

'Do you ever get the feeling there has to be more to life?'

'Slippery Sid' the con man strikes again!

"This is nothing like my near death experience."