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Counting part time employees is the new math.

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

Fitness Course.

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Information Macht Frei

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"Sit!"

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'This drill has nothing to do with football. I just like humiliating the players.'

"Aw, geez... I thought I took more hops than that today."

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

I told you to take the stairs instead of elevators. Taking escalators isn't meeting me halfway. (Published originally on March 27, 2009.)

"The custodian's job is 10 percent janitorial and 90 percent as my bodyguard."