Step-change Survivor Gifts

"My mom got remarried again - I'm tired of all the regime changes."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

First aid in mountains

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Tax grab.

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

'Thank you for calling the IRS... Press one for laughter in the background, press two for crying in the background.'

Attendance Has Dropped

'I'll be right with you as soon as I feed Buzzy.'

White flag being waved through the door of the Internal Revenue Service.

'You have two of the most beautiful legs in the world. I counted them.'

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

The tube's a nightmare today

'Relax - this is only tax hell.'

'Is there any particular reason your middle name is stinky?'

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

'I can't find a darn thing wrong with your return -- could you come back tomorrow?'

Skip this one - They have a no solicitors sign.

In the embarrassment cemetery

'For an English translation of what the tech support person says, press 2...'

'I've just discovered our apartment building was built over an old IRS office building.'

Dance Classes: Watch Your Step

"You always rush out and high-dive me when I homer. How 'bout a bug when I whiff?"