Step-by-step Enthusiasts Gifts

Arthur Murray - Baby's first steps.

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

The Thinker

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"

The 39 Steps

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

Unusual Staircase

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Man and woman with laundry

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

Pedestrian parking only.

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

Speed Checked By Radar.

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

"I shamble five miles every day."