Step-by-step Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

The Thinker

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

Man and woman with laundry

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"

Unusual Staircase

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Pedestrian parking only.

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Speed Checked By Radar.

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

"I shamble five miles every day."

"Darn - zero steps again."