Step-by-step Seeker Prints

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Gym Dog

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Gulliver's other travels.

'My market doesn't understand me.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Stonehenge Imitation

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

Have you seen this toaster?

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"I don't know my numbers yet, but I do know the alphabet. So when I get to 'J' I'll come looking for you."

"I'm still looking, sir."

'I wouldn't do that. First editions are worth big bucks.'

'You and your stones collection.'

'I'll leave it entirely to you...as long as it's a red...for exactly $20...from Napa...made from Merlot...2006 vintage...'

Garage sale

Post Office Counters

"Someday, you'll act like you understand."

'What?! I told you I like long woks on the beach - what were you expecting?'

'I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is.'

VHS at the Antiques Roadshow: 'I'm afraid the fact that you've 'got tons of blank tapes for it' doesn't make any difference.'

'Perhaps, Monsieur would perfer a different vintage?'

Antiques - Spode-u-like.

'He drinks the wine and then lays it down.'

"And a trigger warning for today's lesson - peace, friendship, love, and understanding."