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A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Men's Health Screenings.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

The Cactus Reader

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

Snail with pc monitor.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Writer's Strike

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

Leaning tower of Pisa.

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

An snail shell with a chimney

Notice - Salt Kills

Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Suggestions Box

"Guess who?"

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

Snail to Slug.

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

All the best

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."