Stencil Supporter Prints

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Men's Health Screenings.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

The Cactus Reader

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

Snail with pc monitor.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

Writer's Strike

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

Leaning tower of Pisa.

Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...

Notice - Salt Kills

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

An snail shell with a chimney

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Suggestions Box

"Guess who?"

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

Snail to Slug.

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"