Stem Advocate Gifts

"We're committed to promoting women in science. . ."

"We should have more physics in the biology and chemistry curricula."

The Environmentalist

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

All Natural Nothing

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

The sea 2050.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Raining Leaves.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Pandora's boxes

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Heart Disease Menu

Earth Day Summit.

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

Ignoring Climate Change

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'