Steel Snackers Prints

Workmen eat steel beams at lunch hour.

"Is the MSG local?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'He asked me if I wanted to put anything on my burger, so I had a tenner each way.'

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

'I just love eating organic food.'

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

"Dad, what is a meal?"

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

Eating in Heaven.

"Yeah, he calls me his best friend alright, but he's never shared his hot chips: not once!"

"Pizza lover's pizza"

Diet.

Book Burp

"Would you describe yourself as conservative voter."

Suddenly, God gets the urge for an Earth cream cone.

'You the one who ordered a large Pizza with extra pepperoni?'

'Oooh, let's DO lunch.'

"And I got this bachelorhood award for most meals eaten standing in the kitchen hanging over the sink."

Cheap eats

'It not only comes in a reusable container but the product itself is made entirely from recycled materials.'

'Joe-do we do a business man's lunch?'