Steel Snackers Mugs

Workmen eat steel beams at lunch hour.

"Is the MSG local?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'He asked me if I wanted to put anything on my burger, so I had a tenner each way.'

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

'I just love eating organic food.'

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

"Dad, what is a meal?"

Sometimes, instead of one big meal, I prefer tapas.

Eating in Heaven.

"Pizza lover's pizza"

Diet.

Book Burp

"Would you describe yourself as conservative voter."

Suddenly, God gets the urge for an Earth cream cone.

"Yeah, he calls me his best friend alright, but he's never shared his hot chips: not once!"

'You the one who ordered a large Pizza with extra pepperoni?'

"Gracie, you can't leave Animal Crackers all over the place!"

'Oooh, let's DO lunch.'

"And I got this bachelorhood award for most meals eaten standing in the kitchen hanging over the sink."

One smart cookie

'Joe-do we do a business man's lunch?'

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