Steam Tech Buff Mugs

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Graduates on their phones

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Not now, Oliver."

"Beanirrito"

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Rocket and Witch Race

Ice shelfie.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Moon: Made in China

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Binary Man

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

Twitter that!

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'