Steam Rooms Gifts

"No, it's certainly not too hot, not for me anyway."

"Beanirrito"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Bishops Snooker

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

Run from the hills!

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"That's my exit strategy."

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."

Because of the hike in fuel prices, several road users have returned to steam powered vehicles.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Don't disturb yourself, mum; there's nothing in it that'll smash.

"Hello, I'm on the train!"

"Yep, it's another roo... Um, guys? This may prove to be a bit more difficult than we had originally thought."

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

The Annual Trainspotters Club Picnic

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

Man In Steamboat.

Old Scientist.

'He tried to jump over the net.'

River Guerillas - Explosion of a Shell in Ladies Salon of Steamer 'Welcome', at Waaterproof, Mississipi

'Our back issues of magazines don't go back this far. Have you tried your doctor's waiting room?'

"'The party' is our most difficult escape room—you have one hour to get out of a room full of extroverts."