Stealthy Traveler Prints

Lady covered in cat hair.

Club Antisocial

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

"How much for just the ring?"

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"Honey, I already have the chills! Where did you find such a great rental?" "On Scare B&B."

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Travel agency: 'Surprise me! I want to wake up tomorrow morning somewhere strange and wonderful!'

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

The tentative professor in Ireland - Marjorie is stumped by the variety of shillelagh

Budget airline charging extra for an oxygen tank.

"Welcome to the new Drone 747, remotely controlled from a rented office in Calcutta."

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

'Let's plan on being totally spontaneous next weekend.'

"The summer went so fast."

Window seat please. Chatting or no chatting?

"What about a cruise next time?"

'... and now for a good night's sleep in the great outdoors..'