Staying Employed Pillows

Add a touch of humor to the office or home workspace with pillows that celebrate staying employed. Comfortable and witty, perfect for relaxing after a busy day.

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"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat." mockup

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

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'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?' mockup

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

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"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department." mockup

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

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I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable.... mockup

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

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37 years in the same position.

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The Rubber Ball Company

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'Pick a contract...any contract!' mockup

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

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"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere." mockup

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

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'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.' mockup

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

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'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.' mockup

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

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'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.' mockup

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

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'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.' mockup

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

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'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.' mockup

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

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I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore. mockup

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

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In and Out Sourced.

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Work Slave

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Between Offices

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'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.' mockup

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

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'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.' mockup

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

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'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.' mockup

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

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''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!' mockup

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

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'We like your style, but hate your substance.'

'We like your style, but hate your substance.' mockup

'We like your style, but hate your substance.'

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'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.' mockup

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

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Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job mockup

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

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'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!' mockup

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

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If a moo can rise to the top, so can I. mockup

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

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"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'." mockup

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

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"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies." mockup

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

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"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money." mockup

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

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'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.' mockup

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

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'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.' mockup

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

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Day one, post grad

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'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?' mockup

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

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'Henry has found his niche with us.' mockup

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

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Dolestart - A New Initiative

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Staying Employed Pillows Collection

Staying Employed Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for more products celebrating staying employed. Brighten mornings and workdays with humor and motivation.

Staying Employed Prints

Browse our prints to find stylish, motivational artwork that celebrates perseverance and professional success.

Staying Employed T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for more fun and motivational designs that honor staying employed and making progress.