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'It makes you look younger.'

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Elderly People

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

The end of innocence

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

"You look amazing Dad. Has Mrs Arnold been ironing your face again?"

'Each candle represents a year of you remaining 35. . .'

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'

'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.'

Getting older isn't the same as growing up.

Born into the 21st century.

"I'm not actually 40 this year but that's the birthday I celebrate every year."

"I can't make you look younger, but I can make you look like you've had a lot of expensive plastic surgery."

"For my bat mitzvah, my dad is getting me incorporated."

Boy, Interrupted.