Status Symbolism Pillows

Costermonger on foot acuses costermonger with a cart of 'fashionable display' for keeping a 'carriage'

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

That should get you motivated.

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I never thought I'd get married again."

"I don't do intimidation"

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I remind you who has the biggest hat?"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Plumbing Company Executive

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

IVF Slut

'Norton, you'll never be a great success until you get a smaller cellphone and a bigger automobile.'