Statue Toppler Pillows

"I sure will be glad when all police departments have been disbanded or defunded. . . all the confederate statues are gone. . . then we all will get along."

"He was a very good boy."

George Michael

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Ice Skater

The Sculptor

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Statue fishing.

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Easter bunny Island.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

'Why so stony-faced?'

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

Planet of the Dems

'Honest, Mom, I was nowhere near it.'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

A doctor statue and a patient statue

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

Park statues horse and rider.

Baroque

Linesman of the North.

The statue of Lactity.

'It's my only indulgence.'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Cleaner and sculpture