Stationery Superhero Pillows

Superman's desk boxes: UP! UP!...Away!

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'C'mon get it straight.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"You've changed."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."