Stationery Designer Pillows

"I like your new letterhead!"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Stationery Shop

The Pencil and Sharpener

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Dip Pen

Man with post it note

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"I think my little talk on 'abuse of office stationery' went rather well today dear."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

Company Ink.