Spreadsheet Superhero Pillows

Income and Outcome boxes

'84% of our losses are due to accounting errors.'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Accountant

"The first thing we need to do is straighten up this account."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

Overworked in the office

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"What comes after zillion?"

End of Year Figs.

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

Macho talk from down in accounting.

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

'First the good news.'

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

"We're hoping for an upturn in the 5th quarter."

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

'This is a very bad report, Jenkins. Go to your cubicle.'

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."