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'Does this pen come in another font?

Mrs. Healy Makes a Show of Force

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Stationery Shop

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

Dip Pen

Man with post it note

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"I think my little talk on 'abuse of office stationery' went rather well today dear."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Company Ink.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

'Hold me!'