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'Does this pen come in another font?

Mrs. Healy Makes a Show of Force

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Stationery Shop

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Dip Pen

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

Man with post it note

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I think my little talk on 'abuse of office stationery' went rather well today dear."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'Hold me!'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'