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'Steady, we have to catch them in the right mood. Alright, now! Fire those reimbursement requests over!'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

In basket-case.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Here and There Trays

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

Time for More Paperwork

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Career opportunities

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

"Uh-Oh..."