Paperwork Strategist Mugs

'Steady, we have to catch them in the right mood. Alright, now! Fire those reimbursement requests over!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

In basket-case.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Here and There Trays

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Organization is not rocket science!

Time for More Paperwork

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

Career opportunities

"Uh-Oh..."

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."