Stationery Store Employee T-Shirts

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

The Pencil and Sharpener

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Stationery Shop

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Man with post it note

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Dip Pen

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"I think my little talk on 'abuse of office stationery' went rather well today dear."

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"Pencil eraser."

'Hold me!'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'