Statement Piece Seeker T-Shirts

tRUMp, Pirate President

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Born to be Mild.

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Classic Emojis for sale.

Artsy. Fartsy.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Hairstyles

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"My husband's in advertising."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Your Ad Here.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Self Portrait.

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

"Getting in touch with my feminine side, chief - it's changed my life."

"This is more than a look. This is a context."

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'