State Symbols Pillows

'Nothing we can do - the rat was named the state rodent.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Beware of Don"

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Plumbing Company Executive

The times they are a changin'

"Public employee"

Little Things

Matching Costumes

Honk if you're a goose.

Geert Wilders

Altered States

Well, I take it you've heard of the'Dove of Peace'?...

Cars crossing sign for deer.

We promise...

Road signs display consecutive alphabet letters R, S, T, and U.

Free us from the gender walls!

"It's a worring sign"

'I don't wear an awareness ribbon in order to bring awareness to the proliferation of awareness ribbons.'

De ja vu Avenue.

'Caution Sign Partially Concealed by Bush.'

"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."

'It just wouldn't work out, Derek. I'm from a red state, and you're from a blue state.'

"I don't care how comfortable it is - You look like an idiot!"