State Symbols Mugs

'Nothing we can do - the rat was named the state rodent.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Beware of Don"

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

Road signs of Aging

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Plumbing Company Executive

The times they are a changin'

Little Things

Honk if you're a goose.

"Public employee"

Matching Costumes

Dumbistan

Road signs display consecutive alphabet letters R, S, T, and U.

We promise...

Cars crossing sign for deer.

Well, I take it you've heard of the'Dove of Peace'?...

Altered States

Geert Wilders

Free us from the gender walls!

"It's a worring sign"

'I don't wear an awareness ribbon in order to bring awareness to the proliferation of awareness ribbons.'

Fall in Canada

De ja vu Avenue.

Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.

"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."

I can tell by your question marks that you find me confusing. May I buy you a couple of hovering smiley-face emoji? What about some hearts? ? ?

'Caution Sign Partially Concealed by Bush.'

'It just wouldn't work out, Derek. I'm from a red state, and you're from a blue state.'