Health Status Symbol Mugs

'But I'm sure my regular doctor is better than you. He has a Mercedes, you know.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

That should get you motivated.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"I never thought I'd get married again."

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

"I don't do intimidation"

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Plumbing Company Executive

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Norton, you'll never be a great success until you get a smaller cellphone and a bigger automobile.'

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough