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'But I'm sure my regular doctor is better than you. He has a Mercedes, you know.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"No, the Geo Metros, Hyundais, Rabbits, and Kias belong to faculty - the Alfa Romeos, BMWs, and Volvos belong to students."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

That should get you motivated.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"I never thought I'd get married again."

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

"I don't do intimidation"

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I remind you who has the biggest hat?"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Plumbing Company Executive

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."