National Symbol Keeper Pillows

"Beware of Don"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

Je Suis Charlie

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

King Richard I

Closet.

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Fishing for Peace.

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

The dove of peace

Plumbing Company Executive