National Symbol Keeper Prints

"Beware of Don"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

Je Suis Charlie

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

King Richard I

How symbols are chosen for equations

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Fishing for Peace.

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I remind you who has the biggest hat?"

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

Closet.

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Plumbing Company Executive

The dove of peace