State Pride Ambassador Pillows

"Can't do anything about it. Mold is our state fungus."

Arkansas, The Bear State

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Congratulations!

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

You're in a terrible state, Al. Don't pick on New Jersey, doctor.

Kane and Abe L.

"But first, our national anthem."

Minnesota Weather.

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

Greece

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

Fall in Canada

For All The Detroit Haters.

Canadian PM Jean Cretien

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Gays and lesbians in the parade? Who wants to see those weirdos?

"That was a good two weeks of watching America dominate the Olympics and not seeing anything else on TV."

The Gayhorns

Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.

Out of the closet.

Alabama, The Lizard State

He's in love with his doctor or loves living in Maryland.

"Annual We-Love-Our-Homeland-But- We'd -Rather -Live -Here Parade.

"Hi Honey. I'm Homo!"

'It just wouldn't work out, Derek. I'm from a red state, and you're from a blue state.'

"New Hampshire kinda welcomes you. Live free or die."