State Pride Ambassador Mugs

"Can't do anything about it. Mold is our state fungus."

Arkansas, The Bear State

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

Congratulations!

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

Kane and Abe L.

Minnesota Weather.

"But first, our national anthem."

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

Greece

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

Canadian PM Jean Cretien

For All The Detroit Haters.

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Gays and lesbians in the parade? Who wants to see those weirdos?

"That was a good two weeks of watching America dominate the Olympics and not seeing anything else on TV."

'It just wouldn't work out, Derek. I'm from a red state, and you're from a blue state.'

Iowa: the new fragrance

"New Hampshire kinda welcomes you. Live free or die."

'Of course I'm proud that you've been selected to represent your country on Saturday, but it's only Tuesday.'

"Hi Honey. I'm Homo!"

"Annual We-Love-Our-Homeland-But- We'd -Rather -Live -Here Parade.

Out of the closet.

Alabama, The Lizard State

He's in love with his doctor or loves living in Maryland.