National Pride Ambassador Pillows

'Of course I'm proud that you've been selected to represent your country on Saturday, but it's only Tuesday.'

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Bring flag factories back to America.

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

Congratulations!

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"But first, our national anthem."

Lake City Optimist Club - Peachy/Keen.

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

Greece

Fall in Canada

Canadian PM Jean Cretien

Independence Day.

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Gays and lesbians in the parade? Who wants to see those weirdos?

Happy St George's Day.

"That was a good two weeks of watching America dominate the Olympics and not seeing anything else on TV."

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

I feel happy

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

The Gayhorns

Ernie is producing a new TV show! Contestant musicians play their national anthem, and judges pick winners in various categories. Some of the anthems we'll hear on the next show are "O Canada" from Canada ... "Jana Gana Mana" from India ... "Meda Dau Doka" from Fiji ... "Patria Amada" from Mozambique ... and "God Save the Queen" from the United Kingdom! Ernie, I think your show is very good ... but you create some confusion by calling it "The Country Music Awards."

Traditional Hungary Sausage