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Democrats Reorganize To Balance the Budget.

California's Deficit.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Jerry Brown.

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

Prison Governor - Trays read: In/Not if I have my way.

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

Piorities in Minnesota.

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

'...And zap him quick, before that bleeding-heart Governor gets back from vacation.'

"Isaias has made landfall, bars, beaches, tattoo parlors and schools will all be open."

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

"The governor is considering your petition. He has one question: did you vote for him the last election?"

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

Mind Narrows road sign.

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

'Governor's Pardon is on the way, Bob. Hang in there.'

Bye, bye Andrew

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'Are those magic beans?'

Brown Quixote de la Climate Change

"Granted, I could have read your body of work to find out you specialize in dirty limericks before appointing you state poet laureate."

Jeb Bush

"Say what you will about my family, but please respect my equity's privacy."