State Governor Prints

Democrats Reorganize To Balance the Budget.

California's Deficit.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Jerry Brown.

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

Piorities in Minnesota.

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Barack Skywalker

Prison Governor - Trays read: In/Not if I have my way.

"The governor is considering your petition. He has one question: did you vote for him the last election?"

'...And zap him quick, before that bleeding-heart Governor gets back from vacation.'

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

You're in a terrible state, Al. Don't pick on New Jersey, doctor.

"Isaias has made landfall, bars, beaches, tattoo parlors and schools will all be open."

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

Do More

Mind Narrows road sign.

'Governor's Pardon is on the way, Bob. Hang in there.'

Jerry Brown's Veto

Bye, bye Andrew

'Are those magic beans?'

Brown Quixote de la Climate Change

Jeb Bush

When the President Does It, That Does Not Mean It Is Not Illegal

"Say what you will about my family, but please respect my equity's privacy."