Starting Veterinary School Pillows

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

Doc's Kid.

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

Bovine Proctology Graduation

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

Little Vet Play Kit.

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

'NOW what do we do? His score was in the top ten percent!'

'I used to want to be a vet!...But I changed my mind!'

"When I grow up...I'm going to be a vegetarian veterinarian!"

'Welcome to the practice, my boy!'

Needles

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly ate poultry...