Applying To Veterinary School Pillows

'Milford! They ain't never going to let you go to veterinary school...

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Doc's Kid.

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

Bovine Proctology Graduation

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

Little Vet Play Kit.

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

"When I grow up...I'm going to be a vegetarian veterinarian!"

'Welcome to the practice, my boy!'

Needles

'NOW what do we do? His score was in the top ten percent!'