Starting Veterinary School Mugs

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

Doc's Kid.

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

Little Vet Play Kit.

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

'I used to want to be a vet!...But I changed my mind!'

'NOW what do we do? His score was in the top ten percent!'

Needles

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly ate poultry...

"When I grow up...I'm going to be a vegetarian veterinarian!"

'Welcome to the practice, my boy!'