Starting To Live Alone Prints

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Yes, I'm alone."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Thanksgiving 2020

'How animals mark their territory'

"'Happily ever after' you want? Then you keep the house kosher!"

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

Augmented reality check

"Since no family can come this year, I thought I'd invite you to dinner instead."

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

"Cute... But way too young."

"I feel icky...oh, so icky"

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

"When you're single, you're neither loved nor hated."

'The date didn't go too well. I should have taken her to a place that had more challenging placemats.'

"When I ask myself out, I always say yesh...."

"Mom, Dad, is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest."

A man irons one of his pant legs.

Are you eating properly?

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'