Solo Living Prints

"Yes, I'm alone."

'No need to pity me: I'm a lone wolf by choice...'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Life is for the birds.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Ultimately love would find her...

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Do you know what girls want?"

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

Thanksgiving 2020

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'How animals mark their territory'

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'Are you seeing anybody?'

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy. Which part do you miss most? Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what tv shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission? Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors.

The Finding Yourself Hour.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."