Starting The New Year Mugs

"Well there goes the last of the NEW YEARS resolutions."

'Forget about it. Resolutions at our age are too heavy a trip.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

2021

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Reach for the Star.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Be Healthy

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"We have an acronym!"